| Expert Marketing Therapy | |
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| Per Marketing Therapy Hour |
Per Hour, Buy as Many Hours as You Need (Want) $ 150 |
| What's Included | |
| How many hours are included? | |
| Our Qualifications? So many clients. We have literally seen it all. Your situation won't be unique and we will have solutions. Or a ton of sympathy cause, yeah, you may be screwed. But at least you'll know it and finally will update your LinkedIn. | |
| Crazy CEO Expectations? We provide you snappy retorts to unreasonable demands and thought-provoking case studies that PROVE no $$$, no leads. "Eventually, your pipeline will crumble, ma'am." But hopefully, by then, you'll be gone. | |
| Sales Says Your Leads Suck? "Well kids. How do you actually know since you don't call or email any of them?" We'll give you the tools to prove it to the CRO or the CEO if said CRO is the one complaining. | |
| Is HubSpot Being a Little B_tch? We so get it. We can either help you with a tricky solution. Or confirm that it's not you, it's them (obvi) and join together in a proven incantation that will most assuredly fix the problem in the next twelve to eighteen months. | |
| Work in a Consensus Organization? Man those are the worst. We encourage you to make the decisions that make the company money in spite of itself. And just NOT ask anyone's opinion. You win. | |
| Content is a Precious Snowflake? No one can write content, but the engineers, and they have no time? Leaders think that you can't ChatGPT your way to a five-star white paper? And everyone takes forever on approval/editing cycles. That's the worst. We can confirm that this behavior is not value-added. | |
| Management Thinks Nothing of Spending Six Figures on Trade Shows But Won't Give You a Nickel for Ads? Sure, those after-show cocktail parties are straight fire. But the show execution is a huge time suck for you and you can't find ANY ROI after the event. We feel your pain. Let's talk about it. | |
| What to Expect During Your Session? Someone who has walked a mile in your shoes and is willing to listen and empathize. Sometimes we'll have solutions. Other times, we simply tell you straight up "Get what you need for your resume and get out." Either way, you'll honestly feel better. | |
| Our Promise to You This will work. You will be relieved to find out you are not alone and be confident you truly are the smartest person in the room. If not fully satisfied, we'll happily give you another Marketing Therapy hour on the house. | |
| Get Marketing Therapy NOW! |
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Marketing Therapy
Marketing getting you down? Leadership demanding you solve world hunger? Sales reps saying your leads suck? Talk to someone who gets you, understands, and truly cares. Get a much-needed marketing friend for a reasonable price.
Starter
1 to 2 Hubs, Under 10k Records
$975
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2-3 Hubs, Up to 50k Records
$1,975
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3 to 4+ Hubs, Over 50k Records
$2,975
